HELLO GOODBYE

IM BACK ALL! In case anyone misses me..

IM BACK! =D

okays, the week's pretty hectic anyways. and it has yet to end. worked for singtel as their damn flyers girls giving out flyers (duh) with huiming on sat n sun before continuing on tues to thurs with roo.

15/16
so huiming had been the the concert and food bazzare parter at NUS while olging at guys (but actually there is none other den some guitarist and a few divers, WEEE WOO WEE!)

Full pledge munkees. i tink tts e band. damn cool! =D

18/19/20
and roo had been my working cum laughing cum chit-chat cum breakfast/lunch/dinner cum shopping cum toilet cum funny-face makers cum singing "yesterday" cum slacking partner for the 3days and with jass and yw coming down as lunch buddies.

and, well point is, and im getting tired of her! bahahahahah! nah kidding ROOOOOOOOOOO.

much fun, but we SLOGGED from 11-2 den 5-7 at the central of singapore, the place filled with the life of working adults that ranges frm super duper SHUAI ang mos and super duper CUTE attachment students. to super duper KIASU aunties and super duper SUCK UP losers who wun even look at u when u offered them a flyer. OKAYyy.. i may look like a clown with the blardy red suspender and oversized shirt tt goes "RED PAC" but so? the least u could do is jus say "no thanks" right? basic manners. wads e point of getting all high ranked but u smell like dirt. cheh. go eat rocks.

but besides tt, work is damn cool esp when yr partner yr best mate. its seriously lotsa nonsense and they make u laugh at every single thing no matter how minor it is. no kids. =D

and on the last day of work was insane. It started off slow with the humid and hot weather with 2 grouchy girls and a lollipop. and we got pretty lotsa replied tt goes "oh i got it yesterday alr." when we distributed the flyers. first was okay.. den another. and another and another!!!
I HATE REJECTION. so we came out w a..... counter. =D something tt will shut them up and make us laugh like crazy! hahahahhahaha!

Have u guys heard of this song "YESTERDAY" by the beatles?
well if u have, den this is the song we've made up. SING ALONG!

yesterday...
i gave flyer out for the whole day.
and together with some post it pads
Oh i believe in yesterday..

BUT NOW IS TODAY!
im still giving flyers out whole day
but today i give u 2 post its
i dun believe in yesterday!

OH WHY, dun u see there's a difference in between,
OH WHY dun u take the flyers.. from me TODAY!!!?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Its super impromtu okay. the lyrics jus came out... lidat. we kept luffing and luffing like nobody's business at the center of all buildings and right infront of the traffic light. omg. at times lidat, life feel hella good! =D wadeva. i bet next time when i pass by golden shoe again, i'll prolly jus stand at the traffic light and start luffing all over! BAHAHAHAHA!

anyways, prata-ed w yw, javier n roo at upper thomsons road. niceeee. den took more photos with roo's feet.

its call THE FUCK FEET! HAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

THATS ALL, im too tired from the stomach and face cramps after all the laughter.

and they say laughter is the best medicine. i totally agree =)

Seriously. I cant be bothered.

At least, I think..

Went out with coussie khoonnie to Bugis and had great chats n chilling time. like finally! =) anyways, times lidat are usually interesting esp when she told me she went to googled her name one day and came across this exciting blog. Of a guy's.

So she was complaining to me about it, saying our reputation had most probably been hella thrashed by those fuckers. and, me being me, went to check it out.

Just scroll.. till u see MS DOUGHNUT and KHOONNIE. somewhere at the bottom of the page.

http://joecephas.blogspot.com/

HAHAHAHAHHA! after reading this, im LIKE OHHHHHHHHHH!! FRISBEE. omg suckers indeed! i cant even see his face. Its too screwed up to show i reckon.

but but, this is wat happen...........

We went to kuching for holiday. and met this bunch of guys while we were swimming at e resort. well yeah, we were playing frisbee. but hello? frisbee grow eyes? our frisbee flew everywhr i bet. and i swear they wanted to get out attention and kept smiling at us, making LOUD noises and all.

and when im back at sing, some guy named JUSTIN (from tt group) sent me a frenster message asking for my email. i tink i deleted one cos clement was close to strangling me =D

anyways, i found a lil proof somewhere.

ms doughnut- wrote:

yah. tts my frenster email. ting_7n4@hotmail.com

Justin wrote:

u sure dats right? doesnt seem to work..nvmlah...Gong Xi Fa Cai and best of luck to u..frisbee girl

OH HELLO, LOSER! WHOSE THE ONE WHO ASKED? I bet u got pissed cos eventually i din reply. like i said.

SERIOUSLY, who likes malaysian guys. oh get a life! I honestly think u shld stop throwing pebbles are each other. Im pretty sure much damage had been done to the brain, and its rather serious, resulting to this. But if im ever back there again, I wun throw frisbee near u. I'll most prob just use rocks and knock that skull open..

SO this post is back to you, JUSTIN, JOCEPHAS AND COMPANY FROM SARAWAK KUCHING, the dear malaysian fellowmates who provided us with water den decided to be bastards and back out. Hopefully someday you'll google yr own name and found this post. =)

There, i feel better =D

NIGHTS ALL!

I swear i dun give a shit.

Top 5 reasons to reply a smile frm a guy

1. Im sending u one cos I tot u're reali stupid. wad else do u expect me to reply other than another smile?
2. Im sending u a smile cos yr profile is private and i need to be add u as a fren in order to see how ugly u are.
3. Im sending u a smile to tell u tts all i have to say to u. yep. NOTHING ELSE.
4. Im sending u a smile cos i alws believe in charity.
5.Im sending you a smile cos i tink u deserve encouragement for sending me one... thou u look... *hmph* like that.

hahahahahaha.
JASSSSS started this shit. but purely for enetertainment purposes. no offences! =D

go to http://www.xanga.com/jassymoleyholey for more....... =D

I actually miss working. Hows that?!

SO.. had been working at It Fair frm thurs to sun. Thanks to Khai. Interesting job. minus the fact i gotta be up at 8am and nonstop talking and irregular break time and teaching ignorant aunties/uncle to click the mouse and repeating the same line over and over again for 4 days and standing till my legs ache.....

other than tt, i love my job! hahahah

well, im actually under OCBC bank doing sme Canon products when customer get to spin a wheel for every 250 bucks the purchased. Imagine repeating this line every now and then for 4days....
"Hi, can i have yr IC and receipt sir. using the mouse, jus click once on the card to start the spin, and one more time to stop. Here is yr gift. Thank you"

BUT, thats not all.

For every different people, we spent different amount of time and effort to explain how to "spin the wheel"

First, for dudes who noes how to operate the computer, the easiest one goes lidat:
"Hi, can i have yr IC and receipt sir. So using e mouse, jus click once on the card to start the spin, and one more time to stop. Here is yr gift. Thank you"

Second, for aunties/uncles who dunnoe how to speak english. it goes lidat.
"Ma fan gei wo ni de IC and shou ju. Oh, ni you liang ge spin. so, an na ge mouse, bu shi! bu shi lao shu. shi na ge computer the mouse. ahhh. dui le. an na ge left the button. den an duo yi ci to stop. ya, yao an duo yi ci cai hui ting. okay.... xie xie ni. zai jian.

Third For non-computer users, it goes lidat.
"Hi, can i have yr IC and receipt sir/mdm? *glance at reciept* Oh, sir/mdm yr entitled to 2spins. Just click once on the card to start spinning the wheel and.. the card yes, look at the screen, use the mouse.. click on the card in the middle.. there.. there.. NO THERE! YES. there. okay, and click once more to stop the wheel... Sir u gotta click once more to stop the wheel! yes left click. neh.. NO not there. left.. LEFFFFFFFFFFT! yes. okay done. here is yr gift. thank you!" *phew*

Fourth, for KIASU people whom i refer to as fuckers.
"Hi, can i have yr IC and receipt mdm.. using the mouse, jus click once on the card to start the spin, and one more time to stop. oh u only have 1 spin. cos yr purchase is only 420. it gotta be 500 before we can give u 2 spins.. erm actually 80 bucks difference is not little. i cant give it to you.. sorry..
*5mins later*
Okay.. 2spins den. Here is yr gift. thanks. sorry mdm we cannot change the gift. no.. i did not prepare the redemption gifts. its not my fault u get the notepad and water bottle. u did the spin yrself. and i cant change. further more i already gave u 2 spins thou u only entitled to 1.... cannot... cannot.......
*after 10mins...*
okay. i give u this. tts all i can do. aiyo auntie.U STILL WAN TO CHANGE. cannot change alr la.. sorry. u wan complain, go speak to the higher management. sorry."
FUCK. this is the worst!

den i decided not to go into the last grp. cos its kinda sensitive. i dun wanna get sued for blog racist-sm

hahahahaha. anyways. it cool knowing people there. the OCBC and Canon staff. Fun and cool people.I specially like this uncle called "Uncle Rashid" frm Canon. super cute man. and definitely a good father. =D he is alws giving me food and drinks and... and... treat us darn nice tho we dun reali belong to Canon. somehow they felt like a family. so, IM SUPER GLAD ive met these people. chances are we'll never meet again, tts the sad thing abt event jobs. short period. short meetings short. and perhaps tts the reason why i miss the job.......

Im craving for sushi. AGAIN! sushi buffet, anyone? =D